Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Wrestlers reveal their favorite rappers













You may have read certain wrestlers aren't too fund of rappers. Mr. Perfect said flat out rap was crap before his untimely death and Diamond Dallas Page went ahead and sued Jay-Z for throwing up "the roc" years after DDP had originated the hand sign. So aren't there any wrestlers that actually like rappers? No...stupid, but to correct that wrong, I took it upon myself to make up some that do. So remember to click the individual entries on the top ten as hilarious pics will unfold. Behold, here's the top ten:

10: Andre The Giant likes Andre The Giant.

Fairly obvious, why wouldn't the 7'4, 500 lbs + giant from the French Alpes enjoy some snot-nose from the Bronx ripping off his name. Especially since Andre the Giant from Show and AG is the size of three apples stacked onto eachother. But as he once cheekily remarked: "not a giant in height, on the strength I'm a giant in length."

9: Stone Cold Steve Austin likes Beatnuts.

Why? Cause they're stone crazy, that's why!

8: Hacksaw Jim Duggan likes Busta Rhymes.

That's right, America's protector with his trusty 2x4 is a fan of Busta Rhymes. At least I imagine he would be after Busta rapped: "Busta Rhymes is like Hacksaw Jim Duggan" on Pharoahe Monch's Simon Says Remix. No explanation why he thought himself to be like the cockeyed one-move wrestler always sporting the red-white-and-blue, but after such a compliment, how could Jim Duggan not like Busta, tough guy? Hooooooooooo!

7: Kurt Angle likes Dilated Peoples.

Cause they work the Angles - sharp and precise! And that's how the decorated olympian gets down to business as well, oh it's true!

6: Barbarian likes Bo$$ Hogg Barbarians.

A fairly new alliance of rappers and wrestler, but a good one none the less. While the wrestling barbarian was more of the old school fur-covered, face paint sporting kind the Bo$$ Hogg Barbarians seem more into foul language and cars. But hey, at least J-Zone sported a fur a million times cheaper than Barbarians attire when he played at Loppen.

5: Kane likes Big Daddy Kane.

It's a Big Daddy / Big Red Machine Thing. Undertaker's long-lost (and/or burnt and killed) brother certainly knows if there are two things that aren't easy it's pimping and remembering to always keep your mask on. Oh well, seems he forgot the last part and became a midcarder. Wrath of Kane!

4: Legion of Doom like MF Doom.

The Road Warriors Hawk and Animal shouldn't be able to recist everyone's favorite underground rapper. Even from beyond the grave you can just hear Hawk screaming: "Dangerdoom? RRRRRWWWHaaat A RUSH!"

3: Tito Santana likes Juelz Santana.

Mexico's favorite son, the prince of Tijuana, Tito Santana has to mark out for Juelz Santana. Afterall Juelz is a Diplomat and now that Tito's career as a wrestler seems over he must do something to keep the green card intact. Arriba la Dip Set!

2: Who likes Redman.

Well, Jim Neidhart always was about as mental as the Funk Doctor, and to top it off, today's Jim Neidhart's birthday. Congrats Anvil!

1: Undertaker likes Gang Starr.

The next time Taker steps in the arena, he better recite the eulogy words I manifest or it'll be a Full RIP for the dead man! Why? Cause there are so many spots - but they're hard to urn.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Don Martin said...

Yo you crazy motherfucked. Eat more garlic

What about Futurama? Huh? Did you think about that?

4:19 PM  
Blogger Kimball said...

lol megte sjov side di har mix sammen..

Simpsons RULZ

Wrestling SUCKS ;) Ej joke

Hvordan har du set den kamp ellers?

8:19 PM  
Blogger Perdiddy said...

Yo PTA!

Stor fan af din blog her!

Fandt lige det her på ekstrabladets hjemmeside, og ville egentlig gerne høre dit kvalificerede bud på, hvem denne wrestlers favourite rapper er:

"Gud i ringen som wrestler


WRESTLING: World Wrestling Entertainment har netop annonceret, at selveste 'Gud den almægtige' stiller op i ringen til brydekamp den 30. april


Rune Melchior Sjørvad - 16:35 - 19. Apr. 2006



Det amerikanske marked for showbrydning er langsomt ved at være mættet. Derfor har World Wrestling Entertainment nu fundet på en ny kynisk fidus bereget på at lokke tv-seere til.

WWE har såmænd lokket ingen ringere end Gud til at stille op i ringen. Det lover de i hvert fald deres håbefulde fans. Kampen vil kunne ses via amerikansk 'pay-per-view' den 30. april. Det kommer til at koste 35 dollars.

Gud ukendt i wrestling-kredse, men er tidligere kendt fra både Det Gamle og Det Ny Testamente. Hvis han er god nok i ringen, kan han nu opnå samme kult-agtige berømmelse som selveste Hulk Hogan."

Holla back og keep on truckin...

Per (fra Flavourz!)

8:10 AM  

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